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Post by edbson on Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:36 pm

One husband:
Pros: He works 5-6 days a week, so isn't bugging you all day
Changes oil in vehicles on a 2500 mile schedule, and can fix anything that breaks
Germophobe
Will eat whatever you put in front of him with the exception of Liver or Casseroles in any form. However, you will be questioned about cooking methods and temperatures, since he has an insane fear of food borne illness.Cons:
Will NOT try to balance a check book or acct, someone else will have to take over the funds...(give him $50 a week and he is happy).
Does not cook, clean or do laundry
Does not mow grass
Does not feed dogs
has never changed a diaper, but will tell you how to do it
Compulsive Channel changer
GermophobeGets mad when you yell at him because he is being an ass... Evil or Very Mad

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Post by bizzeedee on Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:49 am

Thanks, but no thanks !
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Post by Lori on Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:01 am

Mine is much better than that and makes me laugh every day. And since hubbys are supposed to be one per customer... Pass!

I know we have some singles here...Athena? Jessica? Anyone?

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Post by thebigscott on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:45 am

LOL! I've already got one and two would be way much more than I could handle. But I love the post. You made me smile.
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Post by agaphmou on Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:24 pm

I'll have to pass also,the cons outweigh the pros lol
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Post by briteasafirefly on Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:53 pm

I pass...

I'm looking for a newer/younger model and with some different cons
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Post by trax on Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:59 pm

No taker here - it is a long way from Texas to the Interior of British Columbia Laughing
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Post by edbson on Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:35 pm

Jess, he's only 40....lol Smile

I figure I am stuck with him.....noone wants him,and I am not training another, no way in hell

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Post by trax on Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:06 pm

You are stuck with him. No need for you to get into any diaper changing activity, - enough babies you have raised! Razz cheers
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Post by Nyssa on Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:19 am

The not mowing the grass was the deal breaker for me.

I HATE mowing grass! The rest I could have dealt with if the grass had gotten mowed (by someone other than me).

Sorry, I'll have to pass on this "freebie." lol

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Post by Connie on Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:20 pm

Have to pass here as well.. mine will mow the grass when the neighbors are making him look bad and he WILL eat casseroles and clean and do laundry.... Maybe we can combine the two and make one hubby to share on a two week basis?

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