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Post by thebigscott on Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:17 am

Dee's posting about her lawn mower and Athena's posts about her porn-star roomie have got me thinking... I need to hire a shirtless porn star to mow my lawn. Everyone we've ever hired did a crappy job and they weren't even fun to look at.
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Post by edbson on Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:22 am

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Post by Lori on Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:22 am

It sounds like a good franchise idea. Instead of Merry Maids, you could Rent-A-Hunk.

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Re: Fun idea for the summer

Post by KellyM on Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:51 am

yup, I could use a fix it guy....I'll just give Oded's agent a call and see if he's busy...lol


BTW (you know I'm going to post these pics at every opportunity..lol)
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Post by briteasafirefly on Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:17 pm

I should have gotten a business degree instead of a liberal studies degree... rent-a-hunk would make a ton of money and well I'd be surrounded by eye candy all the time!
specializing in the "honey do" lists that never seem to get done by the current honey....
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Post by Rebecca1340 on Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:32 pm

I'll run the Canadian division!

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Post by bizzeedee on Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:59 pm

KellyM wrote:yup, I could use a fix it guy....I'll just give Oded's agent a call and see if he's busy...lol


BTW (you know I'm going to post these pics at every opportunity..lol)

Good idea ... I mean posting Oded's photos... great for all those that can't find their own hunk!
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Post by bizzeedee on Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:00 pm

briteasafirefly wrote:I should have gotten a business degree instead of a liberal studies degree... rent-a-hunk would make a ton of money and well I'd be surrounded by eye candy all the time!
specializing in the "honey do" lists that never seem to get done by the current honey....
and I can't imagine a woman not wanting someone who would do all those things hubbie doesn't! course I'm sure it wouldn't come cheap!
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Re: Fun idea for the summer

Post by edbson on Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:11 pm

There is always Rentahusband.com , although I think Renta HOTTIE.com would be more lucrative.

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Re: Fun idea for the summer

Post by trax on Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:31 pm

I'll help Rebecca Laughing
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Post by agaphmou on Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:15 pm

If they're hot to look at,it wouldn't even matter too much if they do a crap job either lol
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Re: Fun idea for the summer

Post by briteasafirefly on Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:19 pm

bizzeedee wrote:
briteasafirefly wrote:I should have gotten a business degree instead of a liberal studies degree... rent-a-hunk would make a ton of money and well I'd be surrounded by eye candy all the time!
specializing in the "honey do" lists that never seem to get done by the current honey....
and I can't imagine a woman not wanting someone who would do all those things hubbie doesn't! course I'm sure it wouldn't come cheap!

it would be fair priced, but no refunds and at your own risk as I'm not taking responsiblity when the husband finds out what you did.

I'm thinking to keep things simple...I find hunks that already have businesses set up and I just take a commission for the referral plus I will do all the bargaining for you. the cabana hottie to serve you beverages and snacks would be extra...who has time to make themselves a snack or drink when you are "supervising" the work.
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Post by bizzeedee on Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:02 pm

briteasafirefly wrote:
bizzeedee wrote:
briteasafirefly wrote:I should have gotten a business degree instead of a liberal studies degree... rent-a-hunk would make a ton of money and well I'd be surrounded by eye candy all the time!
specializing in the "honey do" lists that never seem to get done by the current honey....
and I can't imagine a woman not wanting someone who would do all those things hubbie doesn't! course I'm sure it wouldn't come cheap!

it would be fair priced, but no refunds and at your own risk as I'm not taking responsiblity when the husband finds out what you did.

I'm thinking to keep things simple...I find hunks that already have businesses set up and I just take a commission for the referral plus I will do all the bargaining for you. the cabana hottie to serve you beverages and snacks would be extra...who has time to make themselves a snack or drink when you are "supervising" the work.

You're Cracking me up !
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Re: Fun idea for the summer

Post by edbson on Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:50 pm

I want, no I NEED a pool boy....21-27, 160-180 lbs. tall, tanned and shirtless.

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Post by bizzeedee on Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:08 am

edbson wrote:I want, no I NEED a pool boy....21-27, 160-180 lbs. tall, tanned and shirtless.

That's my Thomas, but unfortuantely only 18 years old... he started coming to door with a shirt on, took it off to mow then put it on when he was finished and came to collect his $20... but now, coming to the door shirtless... he glistens Very Happy
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Re: Fun idea for the summer

Post by KellyM on Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:30 am

briteasafirefly wrote:
it would be fair priced, but no refunds and at your own risk as I'm not taking responsiblity when the husband finds out what you did.

lol the funny thing is that it wouldn't really bother my hubby, he would take one look at "Rent A Hunk" and say "Hey dude, would you mind washing my truck while you're at it?" lol He knows who shares his bed at night Smile

Plus, he'd have to be the one paying for it, so he would figure he might as well get something out of it
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Post by thebigscott on Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:45 am

Glistening is good. I like a glistening guy. Too bad he's too young, but one can always enjoy the view.
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Post by agaphmou on Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:04 am

KellyM wrote:
briteasafirefly wrote:
it would be fair priced, but no refunds and at your own risk as I'm not taking responsiblity when the husband finds out what you did.

lol the funny thing is that it wouldn't really bother my hubby, he would take one look at "Rent A Hunk" and say "Hey dude, would you mind washing my truck while you're at it?" lol He knows who shares his bed at night Smile

Plus, he'd have to be the one paying for it, so he would figure he might as well get something out of it

Too funny Kelly! Laughing
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Post by Lori on Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:17 am

Whenever I hear Hottie, I always think young girls. Guys are Foxes or Hunks. I crack up every time I think of what my husband said one time when we were at an airport. I told him I was going to take a walk, and he said I'd better move my carryon bag aside "In case a Hottie comes by and wants to sit next to me".

Hilarious, not only because I never thought I'd hear him say Hottie, but because it was so highly unlikely as to be considered delusional.

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